Saved By The Bull

In a near tragedy today, singer, actress and political liberal Barbara Streisand was mistakenly put out with the trash by staff at her Hollywood home. It was only later, when she failed to appear at a benefit for people crippled by eating caged chicken egg products, that a search was conducted and she was located in the alley behind her palatial mansion.

Streisand's major domo, Claude Lelouche, apologized. "Ms. Streisand was never in any real danger and besides, if she is eventually discarded, she would not go in the trash, but would be fully and completely recycled.