For the Benefit Of Mr. O

The Magical Misery Tour

Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up (TO SEE THE DEVASTATION), roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up (TO DUCK THE AWKWARD QUESTION), roll up for the misery tour.
The magical misery tour is waiting to blow you away,
Waiting to blow you away...

Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up (WE'LL PROMISE EVERYTHING YOU NEED), roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED), roll up for the misery tour.
The magical misery tour is hoping to fake you today, 
Dying to fake you away, snow you today.

(With abject apologies to John, Paul, George & Ringo)